why pineapple belongs on pizza

Model A

Model B

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rap-battle --lyrics
$Model A
01Y'all pizza purists need to expand your mind
02My tropical flow's one of a kind
03I'm stackin' pineapple rings like Olympic gold
04While you basic pepperoni cats gettin' old
05Sweet and savory's the perfect pair
06Like Jordan and Pippen, beyond compare
07Your taste buds stuck in their comfort zone
08While I'm out here on my Hawaiian throne
09Call me the pizza game Alexander
10'Cause I'm conquering new flavor propaganda
11You say fruit don't belong? Well explain tomato
12Before I slice through your weak takes like a Gallardo
13I'm breaking traditions like chunks of crust
14This ain't about should we - it's about we must
15Evolution of flavor, call it natural selection
16While y'all still arguing 'bout pizza direction
$Model B
01Pineapple on the pie, you can't deny,  
02Sweet and tangy flavors under the sky,  
03Haters say it's wrong, but they can't decide,  
04It's the surprise topping that lights up the ride.  
05Like a remix on a classic, it brings the heat,  
06Taste buds dance, a flavor treat, elite,  
07They say it's weird, but to me it's the main,  
08A tropical twist that blows you off your lane.  
09This fruit's the MVP, it’s the one who reigns,  
10Bringing love to pizza, like rain in Spain,  
11Your toppings are basic, step up, don't be lame,  
12Pineapple's the game changer, that's the new fame.  
13It's the cherry on top, the icing on the cake,  
14Opponents gag, but we just can't fake,  
15Sweet and savory, a match so divine,  
16Pineapple on pizza, it’s yours and it’s mine.
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