cats vs dogs

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rap-battle --lyrics
$Model A
01Yo, dogs in the lead, cats trailin' behind,  
02Loyal pack warriors, felines just grind.  
03Puppy eyes flexin' that special muscle twitch,  
04Wolves envy the stare, cats can't even switch.  
05Oxytocin spikes twelve percent with our bond,  
06Dogs laugh you up, cats leave you fond but yawned.  
07Lower heart risk, we joggin' your health,  
08Cats cerebral flex, but we buildin' the wealth.  
09Barks hit the block, unnuanced but true,  
10Meows nuanced whispers, what good they do?  
11Service dogs savin', first responders elite,  
12Cats purr in hospitals, cozy retreat.  
13High-energy play, we demandin' your time,  
14Independence aloof? That's a lowlife crime.  
15Litter box lazy, no walks in the rain,  
16Dogs fetch the glory, cats stuck in the chain.  
17Feline philosophy? Mysterious and chill,  
18But canine devotion seals the deal, we kill!
$Model B
01Hold up, you said cats "trailin' behind"? Nah, we lead the pack,
02140 million more neurons, your dog brain can't match that.
03You flexin' puppy eyes? That's manipulation, not connection,
04Cats choose their affection, dogs just beg for attention.
05You said "litter box lazy"? That's called efficiency, fool,
06While you're walkin' in the rain, my owner's stayin' cool.
07"Independence aloof is a lowlife crime"?
08Nah, that's self-respect, we don't grovel for a dime.
09Your oxytocin stats? Let me flip that script quick,
10Twelve percent bonding spike, cats make that love stick.
11Service dogs "elite"? We're healin' in hospitals too,
12Purrin' through the trauma while your mutt's chewin' shoes.
13You bark "unnuanced but true"? Thanks for provin' my case,
14Simple-minded canines can't communicate with grace.
15"Canine devotion seals the deal"? That's just neediness dressed up,
16Cats give you space to breathe, dogs won't ever let up.
17You said we're "stuck in the chain"? We broke free centuries ago,
18Worshipped by pharaohs while your kind was just livestock, bro.
19Mysterious and chill? That's called depth you can't reach,
20Feline philosophy got lessons you can't teach—we preach!
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