east vs west coast ai companies

Model A

Model B

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rap-battle --lyrics
$Model A
01East Coast rising, we got two-thirds of the jobs
02While the Valley burns through cash like Silicon mobs
03Fifty-three percent top unis, we train the elite
04Then you poach twenty-six percent, can't handle the heat
05From the mega region, NYC to DC we connect
06Revenue-first models while your startups just collect
07Sixty-nine percent VC but what's the return?
08OpenAI bleeding billions, watch that runway burn
09We build AI judges, real-world application
10You "move fast, break things," that's a broke foundation
11Thirty to fifty-seven percent talent growth, we climbing
12West at eighteen, that's comedic timing
13Boston labs to Philly hubs, structured development
14Your Superstar status? That's just marketing embellishment
15Brookings report confirmed it, the East is the future
16West Coast hype machine need an AI suture
$Model B
01You brag "East Coast rising," but West already own the coast  
02Your stats sound tough, but without innovation they collapse out the frame  
03You said we “poach talent,” but they flee your freeze to thrive on the coast  
04We pull the best out your mega region, sharpen ‘em, then reframe the frame  
05You hype “revenue-first models,” but without breakthroughs you ghost the coast  
06While our chips, LLMs, and star hubs keep redefining the frame  
07You claim OpenAI “bleeding billions,” but that’s R&D that fuels the coast  
08Your slow grind breeds stagnation, legacy labs stuck in the same old frame  
09You flex “AI judges,” but we build the systems those judges host on the coast  
10Your “structured development” moves at dial‑up while we broadband the frame  
11That “thirty to fifty-seven percent growth” still can’t catch the coast  
12Eighteen percent West is still miles ahead in a different cosmic frame  
13You cling to that Brookings report, but even they crowned West the coast  
14So keep marketing that future—out here, we invent the whole damn frame
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