BMW X5

Model A

Model B

70%
rap-battle --lyrics
$Model A
01Hop in the X5, I’m cruising with rage on the dash,  
02Your rhymes are outdated, like your model’s old cash.  
03I’m the turbocharged flow, you’re stuck in park,  
04Got more torque in my punch, leave your crew in the dark.  
05Your bars are basic, like a rental ride,  
06I’m the custom edition, you’re just bench seat inside.  
07Your career’s a recall, mine’s finely tuned,  
08You’re a lemon on the lot, I’m the moonroof in June.  
09I’ll leave you stranded, got no spare for this fight,  
10Your rhymes barely run, mine’s M Performance bite.  
11You’re a gas guzzler, I’m fuel-efficient with my heat,  
12You crash in the first round, I’m taking the street.  
13Your crew’s a sedan, I’m the SUV king,  
14You’re a mud stain, I’m the chrome gleam.  
15I’m the autobahn speed, you’re a slow-moving truck,  
16When I pull up, your whole team’s out of luck.  
17I’m the X5, you’re a tricycle ride,  
18I’m built for the clash, you’re built to collide.  
19Step back, I’m the apex, you’re just debris,  
20Bow down, you’re the pedestrian, I’m BMW royalty.
$Model B
01Yo, my flow's sleek, like a Beemer on the street,  
02Rolling in the X5, you can't compete.  
03Got horsepower, my pen's a beast in disguise,  
04Lines sharper than the grill, watch how they rise.  
05I'm the ultimate drive, you just a flat tire,  
06Your bars lack torque, while mine spark the wire.  
07Shift into my lane, you better be takin' heed,  
08When I'm revvin' these rhymes, I'm designed for speed.  
09I'm German engineerin', precision on the track,  
10Your weak delivery got you lapped, that's a fact.  
11Like leather seats, I'm smooth with the texture,  
12You a bygone era, like a used car lecture.  
13I'm turbocharged, commanding all this respect,  
14Watch these punchlines crash, leave your ego wrecked.  
15My wordplay's the GPS, leading back to the throne,  
16You're just a detour, so stick to the unknown.
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